I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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