My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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