Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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