Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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