your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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