worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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