he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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