East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
wow bdsm is so cute
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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