I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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