Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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