24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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