One girl and one boy is just not enough.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
