Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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