atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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