summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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