Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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