the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
