I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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