Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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