Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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