so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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