Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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