He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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