half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Even my vagina gasped.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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