I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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