All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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