i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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