It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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