Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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