I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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