The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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