All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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