Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You ruined the universe
Randomize
