Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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