She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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