Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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