Whod you bang
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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