i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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