i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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