Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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