I can tuck mytits in my pants
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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