I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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