i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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