So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
