we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
