i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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