i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
