if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Are we still banned from the library?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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