Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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