3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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