Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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