if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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