HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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