I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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